The other day,while chatting with a friend, i came up with one of my inevitable wisecracks.
We were just discussing this Damocles sword hanging over my head, in the form of the CFA Level 1 ...and how I really needed help and prayers. I asked him to pray for me, apparently since God nowadays listens to sinners. He replied, "But I thought God helped those who helps themselves."
I said, " Oh, no God is changing. Someone moved his cheese."